“Since I earned my ‘Agile is Dead’ certification- it’s like I’ve been reborn! I immediately started seeing results. I started having my own thoughts and having my own ideas. Some might even say I became a self-determined individual. I can’t recommend getting certified highly enough!”
Let us train you the Agile is Dead way.
Certification
Agile is Dead offers Certifications!
Some things you’ll learn:
how to banish wasteful Agile ceremonies from your work environment and life
how to reply ‘tentative’ to all meeting requests
how to become a self-determined human adult
On-Site/Virtual Training Sessions
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De-Motivational Speakers
At Agile is Dead we offer a range of De-Motivational Speakers who can help your team transcend the tyranny of Agile.
Our speakers have years of experience being disappointed by the constraints of Agile, and have mastered a variety of methods to break the many oppressive ways of Agile.
After completing Agile is Dead’s Certification program all my friends say I look less depressed than usual and that my hygiene is better. I still hate my job and career path, but I hate it a lot less.
Janus Doi
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